Little Johnny asks “Teacher, where do babies come from?”

His teacher replies “The stork brings them.”

Smartass little Johnny asks “Then who fucks the stork?”

The teacher approaches Johnny, looks into his eyes and says “I do.” Asserting dominance over the problematic child.

Little Johanna, next to little Johnny, says “Johnny you should know better,” pointing to the picture on the teacher’s table of her and her stork husband playing on the beach.

The traumatized Little Johnny stays mouth agape while the teacher proceeds with the Sex Ed Class.