Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh

Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh

oh-ohhhhhh-oh

Story of Family Guy

 Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe

Those are my best bros

Welcome to the show

Story of Family Guy

I work at Pawtucket Brewery

When I’m at home I’m with the family

As you can see

The show is all about me

Every night we go to the clam

Joe in a wheelchair, that’s half a man

That’s who I am

Can’t walk, but I wish I can

Should I stay with Jerome?

Or should I go home?

I think I’ll just take just another beer

 Lucky that there’s a family guy

Making us all laugh and cry

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh)

The dog can talk, and write, and read

Baby Stewie’s got a time machine

 I just drank a keg

Fell and broke my leg

Shut the hell up Meg

Story of Family Guy

Quagmire’s a card, he likes to bone

Make sure not to leave her alone

He’ll make her moan

Giggity all the way home

Cleveland Brown is a black guy

Had his own show, and it would be a lie to deny

That it’s worse than Family Guy

Should I take my place… and fart on Meg’s face…?

I think I’ll put her face to my ass

 Lucky that there’s a family guy

Making us all laugh and cry

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh)

The dog can talk, and write, and read

Baby Stewie’s got a time machine

 Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh

Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh

oh-ohhhhhh-oh

Story of Family Guy

Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh

Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh

oh-ohhhhhh-oh

Story of Family Guy

 Lois, Chris, Stewie

That’s the family

Come and watch and see

This is Family Guy

Bad jokes, mid memes

Please brink back Seth Macfarlane

I am gonna die

If I watch more Family Guy

Crazy antics, is what we get up to

Cutaway gags, that is all that we do

Reference humor, lazy drawn out gags

But we’re better

THAN MODERN FAMILY GUY

 Lucky that there’s a family guy

Making us all laugh and cry

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh)

The dog can talk, and write, and read

Baby Stewie’s got a time machine