In my experience, the Wendy’s on 5th and Broadtown. It’s basically a nonstop orgy. I’m pretty sure there’s spunk in the fryers. The day manager literally has a shaggin’ wagon out back for anyone to use, and you don’t want to know about the night manager (he drives a Buick). Most of the employees belong to the same nearby hippy commune and have names like “Flowerchild Powerbear” and “Jimbothonian King Griffon.” I guess the cult couldn’t make enough money selling weed and shitty organic vegetables to tourists, so they all got part time jobs at the Wendy’s where they fuck each other all day long, but at least the spicy nuggets are decent.