Disclaimer: I am not a financial or investment advisor.

Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. Do you ever find yourself reminiscing about the good ‘ol WSB days?

Well, your prayers have been answered. Degenerates gather around, as I am bringing you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious $MSFT tendies 🚀

Today, Bill Gates announced that after twenty-seven years of marriage, he will be divorcing. Do you know what this means? Bill is single and ready to mingle.

Step 1: Use Wife’s Tinder Account

Step 2: Match with Bill Gates

Step 3: Wife goes on date with Bill, they fall in love, he proposes, no pre-nup

Step 4: Wife marries Bill and becomes $MSFT royalty

Step 5: Continue to date wife

Step 6: Cash out 🚀🚀🚀

For those too retarded to read:

https://preview.redd.it/tts3psz5q0x61.jpg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f68092ae47d414627c6dee8a0c4afd6808bcc57

Congratulations. You are now your own wife’s boyfriend.