I absolutely love toast and I absolutely *hate* the crumbs. From the very instant you take out the first slice of bread from the bag, there it goes – crumbs getting on the counter, my hands, in the toaster. When you take them out the toaster, there’s invariably thousands of crumb specs that fall off. When you butter the toast – more crumbs. When you eat the toast – crumbs fall down. It’s like toast is literally made out of fucking sand.

Is there a secret? I want crumbless toast!