“Yeah the pros can shoot, but I don’t know about trick shots. But can you really expect them to hit a one handed-“
Jokic double takes
“-fadeaway-“
Dirk winks
“-floater-“
Kobe is expressionless
“-off the backboard-“
Duncan is expressionless
“-Halfcourt-“
Curry nods approvingly
“-with 0.001 seconds on the clock-“
Lillard stares ruthlessly
“-up and under while flopping-“
Harden points
“-Windmill loop de loop scooper pooper shot-“
LeBron smiles and nods
“-Slam dunk-“
“Hold up hold up. Your question was; ‘But can you really expect them to hit a one handed, fadeaway, floater, off the backboard, halfcourt, with 0.001 seconds on the clock, up and under while flopping, windmill loop de loop scooper pooper shot- Slam dunk?’ The fuck you talking about?”
“I’m high I’m sorry, but I’m saying Wilt could do it tho!”
“NO MJ COULD DO IT”