I’m great, so great. Me, me me! That’s what the world’s about! And guess what? The world isn’t about you! Haha! Tehe! If you think I’m not better than you in any way imaginable, then the truth is no you!!!!

And I know what you’re thinking: This guy can’t possibly be better than me at snorting baby powder under a full moon! The truth is, I am and there isn’t anything you can do about it! I’m right, you’re wrong!

If you’re going to take one thing away from my wise words, let it be this: Gau xhi dj tksbfkdmd fork t yejskskwbe g